Merry Christmas!

As you all know, our favorite time of the year is coming upon us. Christmas!!! Comment below how you celebrate this season! Meanwhile, enjoy these fun jokes!!!

Q. What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?
A. Tinsilitis!
Q. Why is Santa so good at karate?
A. Because he has a black belt!
Q. What is green, white, and red all over?
A. A sunburnt elf.
Q. Did you hear about the cracker's Christmas party?
A. It was a BANG!
Q. What comes before Christmas Eve?
A. Christmas Adam!
Q. What two countries should the chef use when he's making Christmas dinner?
A. Turkey and Greece.
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
Q. What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A. A list of everything you want!
Q. Why does Rudolph have a red nose?
A. Because he sneezes a lot!
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
A. "Aren't you tired of hanging around?"
Q. Why did Sponge Bob have a great Christmas?
A. Because he kissed Krabby Patty.
Q. What's Santa's favourite candy?
A. Jolly Ranchers!
Q. What's white, red and blue at Christmas time?
A. A sad candy cane!
Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Q. What is big, red and flies in the sky?
A. Santa Claus.
Q. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?
A. They are always dropping their needles.
Q. What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom?
A. Krisp Cringle.
Q. Why were the kids afraid of Christmas?
A. Because of Santa Claws!
Q. Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
A. Rude-olph!
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!
Q. What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
A. Nothing, reindeer can't talk.
Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!
Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.
Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.
Q. What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?
A. Silent Night.
Q. What does a cat in the dessert have in common with Christmas?
A. Sandy claws.
Q. Why did Jimmy's grades drop after the holidays?
A. Because everything was marked down!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ho, Ho, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho who?
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Clause!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sandy
Sandy who?
Sandy Claus!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gladis
Gladis who?
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Jokes

Santa Claus: What's that terrible racket outside?
Mrs. Claus: It's rain deer.
 

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offence," said the judge.
"It is if you do it before the shops are open," countered the prosecutor.
 

The TV game show was really close. One contestant was asked to name 2 of Santa's reindeer. The contestant gave a sigh thinking that he had finally been given an easy question, "Rudolph and Olive!"
The host asked the contestant, "We'll accept Rudolph but can you explain Olive?"
The man looked at the host and said, "You know, 'Olive,' the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."
 

Father Christmas' sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, "Can you give me a hand?"
"Sorry," the motorist replied. "I'm not a mechanic, I'm a chiropodist."
"Well, can you give me a toe?"
 

They say in the first part in the song Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer there are only 8 reindeer but there are really 12. First there is Rudolf, of course. Then there is Olive, Olive the other reindeer. Then there is Howe, and Howe the reindeer loved him. Then there is Andy, Andy shouted out with glee. There are 12 reindeer in all.