Thursday 27 November 2014
Wednesday 26 November 2014
Guaranteed to crack you up!
Pencil sharpeners have a tough life.... they live off tips.
I heard a story about a broken pencil that I'd tell you but it's
pointless
Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver.
Have you ever tried to bend a coin?
If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?
A butcher goes on a first date and says 'It was nice meating you'
two lumps of vomit are flying through the air one says to the other
''you look upset'' the other one says ''I know i was brought up around
here.
2 Pacs of Eminems for 50 Cents?
Man that's Ludacris
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was
take a day off.
I wonder if earth makes fun of other planets for having no life.
It's been scientifically proven that too many birthdays can kill you!
fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor
fienrds.
I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.
I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.
I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.
To steal from many is research.
Want to hear a dirty joke?
A kid jumped into a mud puddle.
Want to hear a clean joke?
A kid jumped into the bath.
Bathroom
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet
Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Teacher: Where's the p?
Boy: "Half way down my leg."
Welcome!
Hello everyone!
If you manage to get to this website by your own, WOW! Give yourselves a pat on the back! (I never knew my blog was famous!!) And if I told you to come to this site, give yourself a pat on the back as well! On this blog, I will put different kinds of thing, from jokes to games. Have fun exploring!
☺☺☺,
David
If you manage to get to this website by your own, WOW! Give yourselves a pat on the back! (I never knew my blog was famous!!) And if I told you to come to this site, give yourself a pat on the back as well! On this blog, I will put different kinds of thing, from jokes to games. Have fun exploring!
☺☺☺,David
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